Riassunto

[Storyline]
Maleterre A Lanternia città Facilmente influenzati Una strana richiesta Primo campione: uova selvagge Secondo campione: cuccioli Si apre il sipario Terzo campione: uova impiantate Rhea si rivela Il venerabile Dottor Blam Problemi con i Trogg Scavi di Ventolordo In amore, guerra e archeologia, tutto è concesso La Pedina del Custode La Pedina della Sentinella L'Enigma del Custode L'Enigma della Sentinella Protettori Antichi I Manufatti dei Titani Ritorno da Blam Nella Bocca del Drago Il rapido, il feroce, il resistente Eric il Nano di sfondamento Baelog il Cannone di Vetro Olaf il Nanone La furia di uno stormo dei draghi La caccia continua Il dolore e la furia Il Nido Nascosto Il dono di Rheastrasza Presidio di Mirasangue Non si tratta della storia, ma del potere La Pedina del Custode La Pedina della Sentinella L'Enigma del Custode L'Enigma della Sentinella Protettori Antichi I Manufatti dei Titani Ritorno da Blam Nuova Kargath I cagnacci Amakkar il Jolly Jurrix l'Assalitore Gargal il Behemoth La furia di uno stormo dei draghi La caccia continua Il dolore e la furia Il Nido Nascosto Il dono di Rheastrasza Devastazione L'uovo continua a vivere Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte: la vera storia Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte: ciò che accadde davvero

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Commenti

Commento di Boxofbeer

Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte: ciò che accadde davvero http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNx6Nf2Mfk

Commento di bebita

Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte: ciò che accadde davvero https://youtu.be/P-ouIlM9Ym0

Commenti

Commento di 322335

So that's what happened to Hagrid's motorbike!

Commento di 480691

Most epic quest line EVAH!

Commento di 650345

Beat Deathwing in a knife fight?

Commento di luxxar

Commento di 642354

it was at that moment, when i remembered my motorcycle could fly!
that would have been useful to remember earlier...

Commento di Aquahoof

I saw a video of this on you tube it was hillarious XD

Commento di 524591

Beat Deathwing in a knife fight

Woot! Did i herd Knife Fight?

Commento di Elitebuster

Cause you can't have a story without hot babes...

Commento di hallucinite

The day that Deathwing came, blood rained from the skies.
I believe I was showing my motorcycle to some hot babes at the time.
After Deathwing appeared, they became quite frightened, but I only had room to rescue one of them.
Obviously, I picked the night elf.
Blood Elf Admirer says: I can die in peace, knowing that my last few moments were with Martek.
Orc Admirer says: I loved you, Martek!
Human Admirer says: I can die in peace, knowing that my last few moments were with Martek.
We rode off down the canyon, careful to avoid falling rocks.
When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
That would have been helpful to know earlier.
I flew to the top of the pillar located just north of the canyon.
During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the grateful young night elf.

Funny thing: the blood elf admirer is male.

edit: gah, it seems that I missed the last part of the text somehow. :(

Commento di 310422

These were the first quests I completed after logging in 4.0.3a. I had no idea what would come when I first accepted the "listen to the story" quest, and was pleased to see a cinematic instead of having to skip 4 pages of dialogue. I'm bad at reading those kinds of quests, I admit that.

But boy'o'boy, this was the most refreshing and epic quest chain I've seen for a while. It was so much fun :D I don't even know which story I liked the best, especially the gnome and the orc ones were so much fun. This was great, I really thank Blizzard for this :)

Commento di jdgks

erm... when i did this quest it was a blood elf male that was standing there not female, but male.

Commento di 178814

This quest is obviously a reference to how my everyday life goes.

Commento di Elinye

Having trouble completing the Knife Fight portion of this quest. If I simply stay in the bike, the dwarf shows up, punches Deathwing in the face, and I phase out. If I exit the bike, then I phase out of the encounter altogether without ever getting to attempt to kill him. Anyone else having this problem, or am I missing something?

Commento di 413238

Obviously, I chose the Night Elf.

Commento di Biceps

Blood Elf is a male. Figures.

Commento di 604508

epic quest lol

Commento di Tenjen

best part is the ending. No spoilers XD

Commento di Cubedout

Obviously I chose the blood elf

Commento di minaiu

I chose the blood elf too. Because she was obviously the hottest. Period!

Commento di FaustinaDraenor

I chose the Blood Elf, because everyone knows that Orcs are gay.

Commento di 711560

I believe the joke here is that the Orc, having no real sense, has no idea that the BE he imagined is a male.

Commento di 398771

Sorry, but the Bravo Company quest line in Redridge beats it. If you haven't done it, you're missing out.

Commento di 150870

What I want to know is what happens if you choose the Blood Elf, do you still have a tender moment? Not that I want to know... wait, I just said... *facepalm*

Commento di Seasqwaa

Wow, so this is what Disney aims to do with their viewers!
The weapons are just tempting all the children to play with knives!

.... and perhaps become the world's ultimate weapons?

Oh yeah... On topic of this quest: It was awesome!
This part was the best of course... Considering it had hot babes in it! I know that bloodelf was checking me out!

Commento di Shada

During the final confrontation with Illidan, Maiev had our backs.

During the final confrontation with Arthas, Tirion had our backs.

When the time comes to face down Deathwing the Destroyer, Aspect of Death...I want these guys at my side.

Make it happen, Blizz.

Commento di 494733

Yes he does have a "tender moment" even if you choose the male belf:

"During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the strapping blood elf."

Commento di JuanK

Bloodelf = hot babe
lol
Priceless

Commento di Fizzledark

What Really Happened:
Tholdurin(T): "It'd Deathwing! I gotta punch him in the face!"
Lucien(L): "I'll catch him in the clouds!"
Martek(M): "Don't forget the babes, the babes! Gotta save them!"
T: "Oh wait. I still have a gold coin in my bag! Drinks on me!"
L: "Agreed."
M: "Completely."

Commento di GeneralRhinox

Haha! That Blood Elf Guy had some fun with my orc! ^_~

Awesome quest line. Aside from the flying motorcycle, I liked how The Gnomelette prior to this grew up, reached into the sun and grabbed Deathwing before throwing him to Kalimdor.

Commento di Lurelina

You know you like the blood elf ;)

Commento di sxizzor

hey guys can we stop it with the "well obviously it's a lolmalebelfs joke" and maybe consider the fact that the orc is in fact bisexual? thanks

Commento di 718482

i just did this quest line and it was just such a great laugh.

my favorite might be this one due to the interruptions by Theldurin and Lucien.

All in all one of the best quest lines ever..

I do like wrathgate one i suggest everyone who gets to that level does it, its just so win.

Commento di 316084

The blood elf is indeed a dude, and it is a jab at the effeminacy/perceived homosexuality of male blood elves. The orc does indeed know that that's a guy; he calls him "strapping," which I've never heard used to describe women. And if you so choose to save the blood elf, he asks "Going my way?"

Whatever floats your boat, or flying motorcycle, as it were.

Commento di 555720

Other new quests involving NPC's mistaking male blood elves for women:
La ragazzina smarrita
Le damigelle sono fatte per essere salvate

Commento di Iconoclast

This is the best quest line in WoW, very lulzy.

Commento di Apricot

Happened to notice Deathwing's gear score: 314,910.

Commento di Lobbas

Most epic quest ever, I haven't ever shed a tear from laughing in WoW but this was damn well close to. Of course I chose the blood elf... Which resulted in "During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the strapping blood elf." Hahaha - man this expansion rocks!

Commento di Koviko

The only way the male blood elf could have been funnier is if it was a level 19 rogue. ;)

If you didn't get it, you'll get it in a second.

Commento di 713111

Red sky, flying motorcycle, kinda reminds me of Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell album cover
http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/meat-loaf-bat-out-of-hell-parodies/

Commento di RaZZoR

as reward pick Martek's Knife if you wanna win Deathwing in a duel or...
pick Theldurin's Fist if you wanna break rocks and faces or...
pick Tosselwrench's Shrinker, like me, for the lulz.

Commento di Hobgoblin

LOL'D AT THE MALE BLOOD ELF ADMIRER

I LOVE YOU, BLIZZARD

Commento di ricecakeman

Can a lady get a ride? ;)

Commento di Izithel

But if you where to safe him you'd be upsetting the balance of nature again!

Commento di Mageonius

Deathwing came... three times

Commento di Zaratha

LOL at all the threatened fanboys trying to explain away Martek's obvious bisexuality. Guys, he knows the Blood Elf's male. He calls him "strapping", which is an adjective no one ever uses to describe women. The orc's not dumb, people. He just bats for both teams.

Commento di sxizzor

Does anyone know what he calls the orc, human, and night elf women? I know he refers to the blood elf as "strapping", and I think the orc was "grateful" but I'm not sure.

Commento di JadedWisdom

LOL I dunno if anyone noticed, but his license plate says "Pwn." I want it :D

Commento di asloversgo

"When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly.
That would've been helpful earlier."

Commento di 620453

I don't know why, but when Martek is on his bike during the quest hes wielding Doomhammer!
Have you guys seen this?
Just take a closer look.

nvm, I'll just upload a pic.

Commento di 662504

All 3 dudes used to be Badlands quest givers pre Cata.
Not sure about the Orc, but I remember the gnome had some alchemy quest and the dwarf was inolved in a long Arathi Highlands quest chain that I used to like a lot.
I'm glad they not only survived the Cataclysm, they also punched Deathwing in the face, kicked him across the ocean and saved some babes.

(edit for typos)

Commento di Loethlin

Actually, it was Sirius's bike, he lent it to Hagrid when he was going to jail.

Commento di HaddonEast

My God, all that crapp above, would some one actualy like to give some advice about the dam quest (Which is what this page is sposed to be for) Like,,,, How the hell do you get up to Deathwing?

Commento di 668746

I don't think that anyone's noticed that his name changes from "Martek the Exiled" to "Martek the Awesome" while in phase; you can see it when you click his model on the bike.

Commento di Mormolyce

But.. but... what REALLY happened the day that Deathwing came!

Commento di 812798

Use this quest to discover the whole of the Badlands. While you're massively enlarged, it's easy to walk around and get the achievement and xp!

Commento di tobindax

Yey! A bisexual character.

Commento di 812974

What male Blood elf?

Commento di Yutrippin

Hm...so the title could be a double entendre. I mean, look at the shape of the indentation in the land, coupled with the placement of the two plateaus on either side of it...and then the location of the Dragon's Mouth...

Oh, Blizzard. You so dirty.

Commento di inhighspeed

All blood elf males are gay. But that's okay 'cause all my strapping human males are too.

Commento di Macree

Quit possibly one of the most amusing quests in the game...thoroughly enjoyed this one! Too bad you can't catch up with them again for a followup story....

I did manage to find a way to unite the Alliance and the Horde....send bikini clad babes to keep the peace with the other faction....

Commento di 146544

Drug testing should be mandatory for such quests like this and the 2 quests it follows. The little guy bunching one time only to Rolling Rock / Stone guys was a grinding waste. The Gnome too big for his britches, having, " LOOK HOW BIG I AM" attitude. First 3 clouds, I was bunching #1 and # 2 so much, that I wondered whether I was hitting anything there, moved out of the valley then clouds started appearing got the last 2 clouds an seeing them. The Orc on his ROD, the comments were so sexually oriented that I almost missed the fight he had which was way too short, he won. But the Red Rubber Ball in the sky, was nothing more than these quests are at an end. I hope I was helpful, but that was what happened to my Rogue-Combative-level 51. Level up!

Commento di EdwinF

Which to me is solid evidence against "LOL he thinks the blood elf is a girl" arguments - one does not generally use the term "strapping" to describe females.

Commento di ravenshadow

Doesn't anyone else find the title of the quest offensive ? :P *hint* *hint*

Commento di nashwa1

This questline needs to be a daily.

Commento di 842036

lol a knife fight. might as well add lightsabers into the mix.
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Commento di NissaR

Loved this one! Just happened to come across it during Midsummer Festival, I love how Blizz also takes the mickey out of male BE for being, well, rather more feminine like than other male races. The questline with Johnny Awesme was great too. Worth doing this questline just for the LOL's.

Commento di cephadex

people wonder why few women play world of warcraft - well, it isn't exactly a very welcoming environment for us when there's male-oriented fan service everywhere you turn. I'm not really interested in seeing "hot babes," how about not objectifying women for once in this game so that we can feel good sometimes too and not like this isn't a game for women in the first place so we shouldn't be here ? (For those intending to tell me to 'chill out' because it's 'just a game,' well if it didn't matter, they wouldn't have a quest like that at all, and if it didn't matter,you guys wouldn't think it was good for exactly the reasons I think it's bad).

Also why would an orc consider a human and a night elf female 'hot'?

Commento di ullsokken

I picked the blood elf man admirer, "You got room for one more, sugar?" -"Hop in, baby"
HAHAHAH.. Looks like the blood elf isn't the only one racing on the other side..

Commento di linkhyrule

Blizzard, Blizzard, Blizzard. Why must you add more fuel to the already burning fire about male Blood Elves. Its bad enough this game is filled with homophobes as it is.

Commento di pootch95

I believe the joke here is that the Orc, having no real sense, has no idea that the BE he imagined is a male.

Just decided to do the Quest-line with an "Alt" and chose the "Night Elf" instead this time.

instead of "During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the strapping blood elf." he said " During the flight, I shared a tender moment with the grateful young Night Elf""

Since "Stapping" usually does apply to males, I believe that Martek (Quest Giver) in fact did know that the Bloodelf was Male.

Commento di Dractulamede

No one really mentioned the actual mechanics of how to do the quest, I suppose because its so simple-you just do what the narrative suggests-pick a partner, ride to the end of the canyon (trying to avoid the falling rocks) and fly to the top of the pillar where Deathwing is. You can see his icon on the mini-map.

If you get up there and nothing happens, get closer to Deathwing, the narrative will continue. You just sit back and watch.

Commento di Felpuppy

People need to just give in and let it go. The orc's bi. Get over it. (The fact that he calls the blood elf "strapping" is proof he knows the elf's a boy. You don't use "strapping" for girls.) Jeez, people. Let the GLBT community have their moment. God knows they don't get many in this game.

Commento di Daedralia

But boy'o'boy, this was the most refreshing and epic quest chain I've seen for a while. It was so much fun :D I don't even know which story I liked the best, especially the gnome and the orc ones were so much fun. This was great, I really thank Blizzard for this :)

KUDOS

Commento di TGFseb15

Here is a newsflash to 81 posts above me:

- The story is made up and the storyteller is drunk. (Ya rly)
- Blood Elf is male because that is the joke.
- This quest is not the first time that Blizzard refers to male Blood Elves as females, other examples are: La ragazzina smarrita and Le damigelle sono fatte per essere salvate. As you can see other characters also couldn't see the difference between males and females when it comes to the Elf race because, again, that is the joke.
- So obviously this Orc isn't gay or bi, he is simply drunk and confused, or are you telling me he really does have a bike and it really can fly?

Oh, and...

- I'm gonna punch that dragon in the face!

Commento di 824969

Haha! i thought it was funny to they did that XD

Commento di cephadex

I can't be the only one here thinking of Sirius Black's flying motorcycle.

Commento di 718694

make sure that when you get to the top of the pillar, you go right up to deathwing, don't get out of the bike, or you'll have to repeat the process.

Commento di godistigger

Also, Le damigelle sono fatte per essere salvate

Commento di koldhara

what i wanna know is what the armor sets were that the BE and human were wearing.

Commento di 925222

Why don't you list the night elf admirer? I don't know about all you other guys, but every admirer, when I did the quest, was clearly a hot babe, one of which was a night elf hot babe, who I chose to save.

Commento di 742619

The Theldurin's Fist weapon cannot be used for transmorging "items appearance cannot be used." :(

Commento di Effectrix

Did anyone actually not pick the blood elf?

Commento di 893482

Of course the blood elf would be gay, can't have gays that look like men now can we? Unless of course they're tough looking orcs that ride flying motorcycles and beat up world destroying aspects.

Commento di OtakuboyT

You MUST do the other 2 quests in the chain first

Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte
Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte: la vera storia

all three quests are super easy and fun to boot.

Commento di rimz4107

Next drink's on me..

Commento di pynkskyn

If you for some strange reason don't want to take your time while you do this quest, I noticed (just as I finished, lolwhoops) that there's an ability on the vehicle bar that does something to the effect of increasing your speed by a bunch for a few seconds. It's not anything crucial to the quest completion, it's just nice to have if you're getting surrounded by the falling rocks, etc.

Commento di Jathro

"Sexy dames and plenty of them!"

Commento di HisDivineShadow

Why can't I redo this quest over and over?

Commento di allovuhsudden

I picked the Blood Elf, obviously.

Commento di 939976

I'd either pick the orc or the night elf.

Because I really don't think it's funny how blizzard uses the awkward parent type of humor, trying to joke with their fans about how the blood elf male model is somehow feminine regardless of it having no feminine features.

I mean the rest of the questline is great, but this isn't really funny at all to me.

:p

wat a killjoy i no

Commento di Ebyssius

The clouds you are looking for are at the gnomes head height. They look like giant puffs of smoke and are scattered around the zone.

Commento di 984673

Is it just me or is this quest eerily similar to the music video here?
Meat Loaf - The Monster Is Loose
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43nTA-CJM5M

Commento di Snoipah

There should have been a woman of each race.

Where is my tauren woman in scantily clad clothing, blizzard?

Then again, we've saved tauren babes before, like on that island in stranglethorn form the monkey and in thousand needles from the grimtotem.

Commento di magic8900

Obviously, I picked the Night Elf. Who didn't?

Commento di SpectrusLegend

"When I reached the end of the canyon, I remembered that my motorcycle could fly."

Commento di Whitedrache

Best questline ever! :)

Commento di Drynii

I just started leveling my shammy when I came across this quest... I laughed soooo hard when I saw the choices... Obviously, I chose the male Belf... LOL

Commento di Karsciyin

Whoever wrote this quest must be some kind of comedy GOD. This was the best quest of all I have done in WoW. I'M INCLUDING HORDE'S "Welcome to the Machine" LINE IN THIS.

Commento di cuzicouldyay

It made me SO happy there was a male option for Martek. That's something that always bothered me in a different game I played, that there were only ever hetero options. Everybody's different.

Commento di Vadegu

I always thought I was different of everyone, but reading that everyone took the male Belf changed my mind. ^^

Commento di Illuthiad

Looks like its currently bugged as the bike is stuck in a hovering mode.

Commento di ViddWizard

As of 6.1 this quest appears to be bugged as the bike starts off flying and you can go "down" to the spot to trigger the completion of "ride to the end of the canyon" -- I have 3/4 but not that one.

Commento di sccoaire

Quest is bugged, can't do this final step today, the bike is floating high in the air, can't achieve the steps. Hunter with or without pets. Now in the "known issues" bug list, reported it.

Commento di warp9pnt9

My entire Badlands breadcrumb chain got messed up somehow, and I never did this quest. A friend was confused, asked me to try, I did, and I was like, WTF, the bike auto-flies, but can't steer with mouse, nor go up/down with 'space' 'x' as expected. You fly over the rocks and therefore can't dodge them nor pass by the completion blue zone (x,y,z coordinates, z is way too high). Both playing Patch 6.1. Friend submitted bug report. As I see others here have too, I'm not sure what advantage there will be to report again. I'm sure they're well-aware of it by now, and have already decided whether or not they will fix it.

Commento di Boxofbeer

The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VNx6Nf2Mfk

Commento di WoWGnGP

I made i playthrough of this quest if anyone wish to see how to do it :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HPvgzZiGYs

Commento di bebita

The Day that Deathwing Came: What Really Happened https://youtu.be/P-ouIlM9Ym0

Commento di schnizol

I picked the blood elf to see what happens... then I abandoned the quest and did it again with a night elf - the proper way :P

Commento di Taraezor

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Commento di Taraezor

I suspect a lot of hetero males nevertheless picked the male belf. Bi-curious much?

But I hung around a bit before choosing.

Was hoping the female orc would joke about needing a chest wax.

She'd make a great beard for someone ;)

Commento di Deastrumquodvici

There are people who don't go for the Blood Elf male?

Commento di kerluna

I just finished this quest today on my level 100 Blood Elf Rogue, and there were no quest rewards at all. Apparently this quest got messed up with 7.0.

Commento di XargonDragon

I never noticed until today that during this quest, Martek has The Doomhammer on his back.

Commento di Animexlife

I laughed so hard at these quests, this last one was the best. Of course I picked the Blood Elf stud. Flying motorcycle lol.

Commento di Likotot

As of the 8.0 prepatch this quest DCs you when you choose your hot babe.

Commento di cephadex

I don't know why there's so much hype about the orc being "BE-curious" here. There are a bunch of lesbian plotlines in the story and no one bats an eye. This is pretty much the only case in the game where there's a suggestion of even mild m/m interest, stop making a huge deal out of it. (And no, I'm not counting Savage Passions, because it was the only one of the many Steamy Romance Novels where what was going on was completely implied, while all the others ones were blatant and explicit about the romantic/sexual situation). So please stop making a big deal out of this tiny situation where the male orc called the male BE "strapping." (No, he's not mistaking him for a female here - you wouldn't call a female "strapping"). No wonder Bliz heaps on the lesbian storylines and never gives any male-male romantic plotlines if players react this way about it. This sort of reaction gives them no motivation to even things out and have fewer double standards.

Commento di cephadex

No, the orc did not "mistake the BE for a female." He referred to him as "strapping." You would not refer to a female as "strapping." He knew he was a male.

Commento di Nefalas

This quest seems to be bugged since the Shadowlands pre patch. The rocks now cause way too much damage, making it impossible to go through the canyon. Istead, drive around it on the left side, you'll be able to get to the next part of the quest that way. Good luck!

Commento di Vythika

Everyone is so focused on the male Belf option... I've not seen one comment about how this Orc's Motorbike seems to have the unique armor class of ORIGAMI PAPER! One falling rock and it's F.U.B.A.R!

>:(

So frustrating!

EDIT: I actually missed the comment right above mine... seems there will be some minor casualties in The Squish. :/

Commento di MadFreak

Is it just me or the quest is bugged since shadowlands prepatch?
Only two hits from the stones makes me fail the quest. Can't really find a way to make it. Shouldn't be that hard if I recall correctly, right?

Commento di spaz1729

Help :( I have been trying this since the prepatch, but any time i get hit by any rock i immediately die...is this a bug or am i that bad?

Commento di millerwolf

This quest appears to be impossible as of the Shadowlands pre-patch.

Getting hit by 1 rock puts you down to 5% HP, and then the second just kills you.

Considering rocks can just appear out of nowhere on top of you, you can get killed incredibly quickly without any fault of your own. I'm on attempt 12 and I've not got past the second hill.

EDIT: I was able to drive round the canyon and complete the quest that way.

Commento di Kyuubro

I did the quest recently and the falling rocks kill you instantly, since they are not scaled at all at the moment. It's propably impossible to do normally.

But, you can just drive around the whole canyon and enter from the oter side to complete the quest.

Commento di deepspace8

You have to listen to the whole story (watch the whole video) of Theldurin the Lost, otherwise you won't be able to do the quest. If you skipped over it, you can go back and talk to him. Also, you need to punch through the rocks to get through them to get to Deathwing.

Collegamenti

Il giorno in cui arrivò Alamorte: ciò che accadde davvero

Ascolta la versione di Martek l'Esiliato.

Ammiratrice da salvare scelta (1) (1)

Fine del canyon raggiunta (1)

Alamorte trovato (1)

Alamorte sconfitto in un duello all'arma bianca (1)

Descrizione

Quei due non sanno neanche da dove si comincia a raccontare una storia. La storia di Theldurin era troppo corta, quella di Lucien volava un po' troppo in alto, non so se mi spiego.

Inoltre, in nessuna delle due erano presenti delle belle ragazze.

Siediti, <name>. Ti racconterò io cos'è davvero successo quel giorno.