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The Things We Do...
20/09/2009 alle 15:41
It has been almost one year (probably a bit more, right) since the achievements system was introduced to the game. And with the achievements system - one very particular achievement.
. Now that Brewfest is back around the corner, many of us are finally getting our chance to finish the trip and be rightfully awarded with a beautiful
(that flies at 310% speed, but we want it for the beauty, of course). But how many of you stopped while doing all those achievements, and thought "
Man, what I am doing is a complete absurd! I have morals, I should not be doing this for some drake!
" Yea, I didn't either...
But now that we are almost done with our lovely trip, I thought I would put a list of all the weird things we've done over the last year, trying to get the Violet Proto-drake. Read on, and enjoy the (long, strange) trip!
Onore agli Anziani
, cheating old men and women into give you their
Wasted the aforementioned savings on
Saved the world
from a rabid dog. With two heads. No, I don't think it had fangs, and it was certainly not on fire.
Got drunk and kissed a
dead cockroach lover
with a random person(s) on the streets of the most populated city on Azeroth. Congratulations, you brought exhibitionism to a whole new level!
Saved the world
(again) - this time from a mad alchemist who had decided to that everybody should love everybody.
Chased people so you can
throw rose petals
on their head.
Pitied the fool
Un vero gentiluovo
Made an appointment for a dentist
. Or three. Or fifty.
perfectly legal ear-placing
on female undead, tauren, dwarves, gnomes, and orcs.
Had your rabbit
have intercourse with another random rabbit
; they had many children.
Per i bambini
Ditched the orphan
you were supposed to take care of.
Ate a lot of sweets
, while your orphan looked at you with puppy eyes. See
Taught your orphan
to hate the other faction
, and its orphans.
Guardiano delle Fiamme
Became an expert
set the city on fire
. Because you were a better pole dancer than you were a juggler.
Hid fire in your
backpack. You didn't need to, but you still did it. See
Saved the world
). It was a crazed ice elemental this time.
tested your stomach's endurance
Got drunk and almost died,
falling from as high as a 20-floored building
Got drunk again and
danced in public, wearing funny clothes
. Of course it had to be the most populated city in Azeroth again.
Saved the world (orly?) - twice! Once from some
300 determined hardcore drinkers
, and then from
torturing your poor stomach
Brought the head of... oh wait...
a small town
from the Headless Horseman's fires. You are probably losing your touch - only a town?
Stunk all of Southshore
with rotten eggs, or
crashed a traditional festival
Pretended to be a
of one of your most honorable faction leaders.
Insulted the Burning Legion
by bombing them from a flying reindeer.
Was a real man
a single reindeer
?! Talk about degrading...
what a long, strange trip it's been
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