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Commento di 473253

I fear for the content of this novel. With Pandaren being the new race, this might become quite... ehrm... *yiff*. :|

Commento di Uinri

As I said about its prequel, so shall this be the most exciting part of Mists of Pandaria.

Commento di Deadreaver

I immediately thought about Kakashi's erotic novel -_-'

Commento di Soulstrand

Uhhh... Not sure what to do if i ever find this in the game... I'll be horrified if i do! Depending on whats inside the novel.

Commento di lunamoonraker

Same cover as used on Nat Pagle's Guide to Extreme Anglin'

Perhaps a nom de plume...

Commento di Dragoonman

Hot and Misty... That is so damn cheesy.

Commento di Marali

I wonder what Marcus is up to this time.

For more of Marcus's adventures see:
Romanzo Rosa
Romanzo Rosa: Sotto la Luna
Romanzo Rosa: L'Amore Proibito
Romanzo Rosa: Un Medico tra gli Orsi
Romanzo Rosa: Sorprese Esplosive
Romanzo Rosa: Passioni Selvagge
Romanzo Rosa: Hai del Latte?

Commento di Rosiemoon

From Wowpedia's entry, here goes the text till the client data-mines it:

Marcus galloped on his warhorse towards the remote building, bringing an almost imperceptible flush to one of the curvier guards as he passed. He dismounted and handed his reins to the ever-present stablemaster, placing one hand on her shoulder before speaking. "Kama, have you considered our last conversation?" Marcus asked, furrowing his eyebrows in mock seriousness.
Kama rolled her eyes, her pandaren markings exaggerating the movement. "I doubt my life-mate would think much of it."
Marcus let out a bellowing laugh, looking over his shoulder as he walked away, "I'd still like to meet her one day!"

The Tavern in the Mists was unusually crowded, and he pushed his way through the crowd until he stood in the shadows of a dark corner. An exotic voice purred his name, "Marcus, it is good to see you again."
Marcus smiled and squinted as his eyes adjusted to the absence of light. "Madam Goya, the pleasure is all mine." She dipped a polite bow; Marcus felt a sudden warmth as he was reminded of why the term bouncy was was often used to describe the pandaren. He bowed in kind, catching Madam Goya's hand and kissing it gently, never shifting his gaze from the hulking bodyguard standing behind her, a single scar between his watchful eyes.

"So, Marcus, can I interest you in something... special? I'm afraid the usual cannot be offered today." Marcus did not miss her emphasis on 'the usual', nor the deep regret that laced her words. Their eyes met once again and she squeezed his hand before letting go.
"If that is your will, may I see what you have to offer?" Marcus asked.
"There are several magnificent pieces of armor, a tiny companion, and even an exotic mount," Madam Goya answered, her typical playfulness quickly returning. She paused and held a hand to her chin, feigning thoughtfulness. "But my most valuable treasures are located upstairs."
Marcus's eyebrows lifted comically and his eyes widened before his expression settled into gleeful acceptance. "Until we meet again, then." Her eyes fluttered and Marcus found himself walking up the stairs of the strange tavern.

Waiting in the room at the top were two beings of such beauty that he nearly stumbled on the final step. One had long flowing hair the color of the Sunwell itself, and the other kept her ebon hair cropped short. After several long moments of wordless, lust-filled glances, a realization struck him: he was looking into the face of the enemy! He unsheathed his mighty sword, bathing the blood elves in its pulsating glow.
The elf with radiant hair spoke first. "Goodness, it looks like someone is ready for battle." She placed her hand on the tip of his sword, lowering it with gentle pressure as she crossed in front of him, always keeping her head cocked in his direction. "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"
Marcus leaned in close, carelessly pressing the hardened steel against her. He whispered something quietly in her ear and pulled way, eagerly searching her face for a reaction.

"No. No. I won't do that... but my sister will!" the blonde giggled. The dark-haired one silently raised a single eyebrow, nodding and shrugging her delicate shoulders at the same time. With a subtle gesture, her body glowed with an intense inner fire, burning away what little clothing she wore. As Marcus's muscular arms wrapped around her, she whispered something to him. A symbol, unseen by Marcus, momentarily appeared above his head and surrounded him in a white glow. "That... that feels amazing. What did you do?" he asked.
"Fortitude, my lord. You will need it." It was then that he noticed that she was literally levitating off the ground, weightless in his arms. His mind began to spin as countless scenarios played out in his head. His strong hands began to...
<The remaining pages are shrouded in mist.>

Commento di Ladris

Ok, question. Am I the only one to notice in the text the obvious reference to lesbian pandas? Kama is a girl, referred to as 'her'. When Marcus said about meeting the life-mate, he also refers to them as 'her'. So female with female life-mate. Lesbians. Did no one else catch this?

Personally I think it's awesome :D They need more definitive gay characters other than ones that are just way too 'friendly' with each other lol

Commento di Archeus9

Curse you Mists!

Commento di Ozlem

I just looted this off a Elite mob in Jade Forest Martar il Somaro.

OMG my favourite part is the bouncy part... so hot.

Commento di AfterdeathLive

So the girls are the "most valuable treasures" of this business Madam Goya is running.

Wait...isn't this technically what one would call prostitution?

Commento di 1012233

Kama does exist!

The whole story makes sense if you simply go there.When you arrive at the Tavern in the Mist, right in front of you, there's a Stable Master there called "Kama the Beast Tamer" =) She's the one in the story.
Madam Goya is in the other house, instead of the Inn, and sadly the "girls" are nowhere to be found.

PS: There is however an "upstairs", and I so happen to have found a random forgotten box there with 10g^^.

Commento di Kanoi

I'm a little disappointed they didn't go for the obvious name: "Misty Shades of Grey."

Commento di 1044996

Male humans, all the ladies dig them.

Commento di Zaalbeth

For anyone who didn't recognise them, a couple of lines from this book are direct quotes from the Blood Elf female /flirt emotes, partly explaining their use in the text:

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again...?"
"No. No. I won't do that... but my sister will!"

The description of 'Bouncy' Pandaren, apart from being hilariously appropriate, is probably also a reference to the Pandaren racial Adiposità.

Commento di Shredsmore

I wonder if these will come keep coming out even though Marcus is dead now...
We think...

Commento di Bronius

The Visori Antinebbia, they do nothing!

Commento di Shoadowolf

Marcus is one lucky guy.

Commento di Skullhawk13

-Adjusts goggles on face
Oh wow, I didn't know you could even bend that way =O

Commento di 1153750

'The remaining pages are shrouded in mist.'

lol. mist? Is that what they're calling it now? sounds like the last few pages got stuck together.

Commento di Archaix

MADAM GOYA.

Commento di cephadex

This is really getting pretty disgusting. The earlier ones were funny, especially the banshee one, but now it's really starting to sound like some lonely nerd's fantasy.

Commento di Worgenizer

It is also found inside a Grossa Cassa di Riciclaggio :)

Commento di Nobbel

We made a video bringing the story of Marcus (steamy romance novel) to life! Was a special and fun project to work on, hope it will bring a smile on your face!

https://youtu.be/SBcMrHwqAhA?t=1m50s

Commento di xconigmax

Here's a list of all the currently available Steamy Romance Novels in order of release:

A Steamy Romance Novel
A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
A Steamy Romance Novel: Northern Exposure
A Steamy Romance Novel: Blue Moon
A Steamy Romance Novel: Big Brass Bombs
A Steamy Romance Novel: Hot and Misty
A Steamy Romance Novel: I'm In Love With a Robot
A Steamy Romance Novel: Savage Passions

You're welcome.

Commento di Volleynova

TWO Female Blood Elves? =)

Commento di DaggersEdge

Complete Steamy Romance Novel List

THE BURNING CRUSADE
Romanzo Rosa

WRATH OF THE LICH KING
Romanzo Rosa: L'Amore Proibito
Romanzo Rosa: Un Medico tra gli Orsi
Romanzo Rosa: Sotto la Luna

CATACLYSM
Romanzo Rosa: Sorprese Esplosive

MISTS OF PANDARIA
Romanzo Rosa: Nebbie della Passione
Romanzo Rosa: Tutti i Miei Circuiti

WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
Romanzo Rosa: Passioni Selvagge
Romanzo Rosa: Tutti i Miei Circuiti

LEGION
Romanzo Rosa: Hai del Latte?

From Kit per Romanzo Rosa:
Romanzo Rosa: Bondage Elfico
Romanzo Rosa: Nobili Oscuri della Morte Vivente
Romanzo Rosa: Ondate di Desiderio

Write one yourself: Passare l'eredità

BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
Romanzo Rosa: Mari Tempestosi
Romanzo Rosa: Mari Tempestosi

SHADOWLANDS

DRAGONFLIGHT
Romanzo Osé: La Lussuriosa Maliarda Draconiana
Romanzo Osé: La Lussuriosa Maliarda Draconiana

Background and additional information:

Jonathan LeCraft was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown. Eric Browning was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.

Francis Petrorco and/or Karl Trollodi were the in-game authors of the novels. Noah Ardiprosa seems to have taken over, starting with Romanzo Rosa: Mari Tempestosi.

What NPCs around Azeroth say:

Jeremiah Seely said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.

Professor Pallin confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in Un'imbarazzante rivelazione and Un diabolico mistero.

Storiografo Tupa recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest Digging Through the Past.

Per the book Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms, the novels are used for secret communication between the Explorers' League and SI:7. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel. Mathias Shaw, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.

Zhakloskar said that he was given a novel and liked it.

Visit the book characters in-game:

Revi Battisella ("Big Brass Bombs")
Kama la Domatrice di Bestie ("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya ("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu ("Hot and Misty")
Corvo ("Savage Passions")
Marcus, Tanda Fato Libero, and Bax Fato Libero ("Got Milk?")

Further reading/see also:

Il Tocco della Banshee

Libro Nero dei Segreti di Brazie containing:
Catalogo di Brazie delle Diaboliche Fanciulle Draenei
Documento di Brazie sugli Appuntamenti dei Nani di Dun Morogh
Guida di Brazie per Rimorchiare le Gnome
Prontuario di Brazie per gli Incontri Galanti con le Umane
Annotazioni di Brazie sulle Elfe della Notte Birichine

Libro Avvolto nel Lino
Una saga sentimentale
Essenza di Vapore

Commento di Scalard

Actually another "romantic" adventure for Marcus. These stories are very brave additions to Blizzard. Cause every story written very carefully implied one thing of a certain aspect of sex (homosexuality, bdsm, threesome, and so on) and in the punch line, it turned to be oh you just misunderstand what we write, you naughty boy. :D I laughed very much. Also, the thing you can't just buy it from any time anywhere.

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