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Commento di Elrox

Uh oh!

Commento di 1189207

Hopefully it's not another one about....him.

Commento di regma

I'm pretty sure this isn't a book with milk ads in it. Also not sure if I want to know what's going on with a certain pally here either. Lol

Commento di EolienWoW

Who know that two simple words could bring so much fear into my heart. I have a feeling this book is going to be an udder disaster.

Commento di tooltip

I had it drop from a Inseguitore di Pignadura in Highmountain.

Commento di LilNicky99

Oh my.

Commento di fohhee

Squeeze it yourself

Commento di mango5zx

I think, I have seen something familiar in other place, but I don't remember where.

Commento di JuliaHB

Well well now... we'll have to get a new video from Nobbel to add this book to the line up! Lolz!

The Story of Marcus (Steamy Romance Novels) - Lore

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And now we HAVE the sequel! Thanks Nobbel!

The Story of Marcus - Part 2 (Steamy Romance Novels) - Lore

Commento di vindurza

tauren oh fun

Commento di CaptainJitters

You can find the three characters in-game in Thunder Totem. Upon entering, Marcus gets up to leave saying 'Well, that was certainly unexpected.'

Commento di rosierose

Genuinely surprised how lewd and perverse these has gotten!

Commento di helge41

Full story:

"So there i was, surrounded by at least a hundred murlocs!" the heavy mustached man proclaimed, gesturing in a wide arc.

The tawny tauren gasped in amazement. "what ever did you do?" Her voice had a brawny, muscular tone to it.

"The only thing i could do my lovely." Marcus patted the sword resting on his thigh. "I brought them to justice!"

"Oh! With just a dagger? You are so brave!" Tanda cautiously reached for the blade, but pulled her hand away at the last second.

Marcus bristled. "What? This is a two-handed sword, enchanted to the hilt. Perhaps not as big as you've seen, but i know a few tricks to really make it sing,"

Tanda smiled demurely, fluttering her enormous eyelashes. She picked up one piece of cheese and held it close to Marcus's lips. "Try this, it's homemade."

The handsome paladin stammered, "N-no. I'm, um, lactose intolerant."

Tanda place the cheese back in the bowl. "Oh. are you sure? Does that mean you can't tolerate me?" The buxxom tauren stepped forward, pressing herself against Marcus. The substantial height difference placed his face squarely in her chest. unable to see, he flailed in protest, finally finding purchase on her firm backside -- his muffled apologetic sounds only made her giggle and squeeze him more tightly.

Just as his other hand found her tail, the light dimmed as an imposing figure moved into the doorway ""What the..."

Tanda exclaimed, "Bax, no!"

Marcus pulled his head away and gasped for air, looking at the angry tauren with wide eyes. "It's not what it looks like!"

Bax charged, ramming into Marcus while uttering his challenge, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!"

Marcus reeled and caught himself, digging his heel into the dirt. Seizing a horn in each hand, he held the tauren's head down, fighting against his tremendous strength. Bax forced his head up, grunting and spitting in anger, only to have it repeatedly pushed down. They locked eyes for a moment, and with a final heave of explosive force, Bax wrenched himself free.

The powerful tauren swung his arms out wide, as if to crush Marcus in a mighty hug. "Blades of light!" proclaimed the paladin. A huge, pulsating sword thrust up from the ground between the two combatants, tearing through armor and clothing, searing the thick chest hair of Marcus and cutting a fine line into the tauren's muscular chest.

Before they could move again. Tanda raised her hooved leg into the air and brought it down with warlike force. The man and the bull wobbled, clearly stunned. "Stop it. both of you!"

Marcus regained his composure and looked at Tanda, and then to Bax. Fur was ruffled and the bare parts of their leathery skin glistened with sweat. As they all stared one another down, the ridiculously good-looking Marcus spoke. "Well, since we're mostly undressed already..."

<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>

Commento di Carpenightly

If you leave Thunder Totem and head East, the second hut has a man and 2 Tauren laying together. The stars of the story 'Got Milk'

When you walk up you trigger a line of dialogue.

Commento di stathisdjs

This story is actually "real". There are two NPCs in Highmountain (64, 60), inside a hut, Marcus will walk out. Collana d'Argento Scintillante is inside a small jewelry box by Tanda's side.

The thought of what happened here blows my mind.

Commento di Dreylia

That cheese is "homemade"...

Commento di Kurasu

These two tauren have the exact same last name.

.... for the sake of my sanity, I'm going to assume that tauren, like humans, take the same name as the one they are mated with. Because otherwise.....

Commento di nabziF

This is just wrong on so many levels! I cannot believe Blizzard would stoop so low as to expose the public to...such...f-..filthy, disgusting...depravity! Have they no shame? Where do we draw the line huh? These were funny at first but now they've gone too far! If you've any shred of decency or virtue you'd do best to write Blizzard a strongly worded letter of disapproval, like I'm going to. But first...

I'll be in my bunk.

Commento di candylord2

Well now. That's quite the surprise.

Commento di Califree

As a Draenei, I find this udderly charming.

Commento di Wyr3d

But they're Tauren. Ew...

Commento di Aritra

Damn, I accidentally sold mine. Why are these grey items? /cry

Commento di shadowedscholar

I love these books, and damn was I not expecting to ever actually SEE Marcus in game. Apparently these romance novels aren't fiction at all. :)

Commento di kaytie

"<The story goes on, but your good taste prevents you from reading it.>"
You don't know my life, Blizzard!

Commento di Zaropti

Atless the Paladin brought his 'Blessing of Protection'

Commento di Fokaszar

I remember seeing the paladin walk out of the hut saying : "Im done here". And man, my first tought was : omg did they have a trio? Looks like i was right

Commento di Turanga93

And I am still trying to sell these or change it for another Steamy romance books :D

Commento di DaggersEdge

Complete Steamy Romance Novel List

THE BURNING CRUSADE
Romanzo Rosa

WRATH OF THE LICH KING
Romanzo Rosa: L'Amore Proibito
Romanzo Rosa: Un Medico tra gli Orsi
Romanzo Rosa: Sotto la Luna

CATACLYSM
Romanzo Rosa: Sorprese Esplosive

MISTS OF PANDARIA
Romanzo Rosa: Nebbie della Passione
Romanzo Rosa: Tutti i Miei Circuiti

WARLORDS OF DRAENOR
Romanzo Rosa: Passioni Selvagge
Romanzo Rosa: Tutti i Miei Circuiti

LEGION
Romanzo Rosa: Hai del Latte?

From Kit per Romanzo Rosa:
Romanzo Rosa: Bondage Elfico
Romanzo Rosa: Nobili Oscuri della Morte Vivente
Romanzo Rosa: Ondate di Desiderio

Write one yourself: Passare l'eredità

BATTLE FOR AZEROTH
Romanzo Rosa: Mari Tempestosi
Romanzo Rosa: Mari Tempestosi

SHADOWLANDS

DRAGONFLIGHT
Romanzo Osé: La Lussuriosa Maliarda Draconiana
Romanzo Osé: La Lussuriosa Maliarda Draconiana

Background and additional information:

Jonathan LeCraft was a senior game designer who wrote the novels 2005-2018. The current author is a unknown. Eric Browning was lead prop artist who illustrated the novels from 2014-2018. They deserve some very overdue credit and recognition! Thank you for the years of smiles and laughter.

Francis Petrorco and/or Karl Trollodi were the in-game authors of the novels. Noah Ardiprosa seems to have taken over, starting with Romanzo Rosa: Mari Tempestosi.

What NPCs around Azeroth say:

Jeremiah Seely said that an author once stole his idea and turned it into a romance novel.

Professor Pallin confesses to reading the books merely to study "the penmanship" in Un'imbarazzante rivelazione and Un diabolico mistero.

Storiografo Tupa recounts a novel where Marcus romances a naga in the quest Digging Through the Past.

Per the book Exploring Azeroth: The Eastern Kingdoms, the novels are used for secret communication between the Explorers' League and SI:7. To get the title of a coded book from Bill Spearshaker who oversees a special shelf, SI:7 agents must quote the title from a Steamy Romance Novel. Mathias Shaw, who considers the books "potboilers", suspects that Bill does this to sell more books and because he enjoys seeing the discomfort on Shaw's face. The odd choice of code has been nonetheless successful.

Zhakloskar said that he was given a novel and liked it.

Visit the book characters in-game:

Revi Battisella ("Big Brass Bombs")
Kama la Domatrice di Bestie ("Hot and Misty")
Madam Goya ("Hot and Misty")
Mister Chu ("Hot and Misty")
Corvo ("Savage Passions")
Marcus, Tanda Fato Libero, and Bax Fato Libero ("Got Milk?")

Further reading/see also:

Il Tocco della Banshee

Libro Nero dei Segreti di Brazie containing:
Catalogo di Brazie delle Diaboliche Fanciulle Draenei
Documento di Brazie sugli Appuntamenti dei Nani di Dun Morogh
Guida di Brazie per Rimorchiare le Gnome
Prontuario di Brazie per gli Incontri Galanti con le Umane
Annotazioni di Brazie sulle Elfe della Notte Birichine

Libro Avvolto nel Lino
Una saga sentimentale
Essenza di Vapore

Commento di Webcitizen117

is the shiny silver necklace made of pearls you think?

Commento di ChinPirako

The most disturbing thing about this whole affair is the home made cheese.

Commento di Stormbringer4190

prepare yourself, the censorship will come soon

Commento di scharky

i'm proud, proud, proud to be a cow....
i'm proud that i say MOO, and not meowww!
my eyes are big and dreamy,
my butter's rich and creamy....
i'm proud, proud, proud to be a COW!

Commento di Taraezor

Surprised that the Steamy novels haven't been censored into oblivion. Hmm... thankfully Oblivion is a different game franchise.

Commento di NamemeSomething

Can be obtained from Steamy Romance Novels pile during 2024 Love is in the Air event.

Commento di CoaFeanaro

Tanda and Bax's neighbour is called Slyhoof the Shameless Shaman. I'm sure he's featured in the next part of the story in some way,

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